My uncle/brewing companion were talking last night over a glass of North Coast Brewing's Brother Thelonius about bumper sticker sayings for beer geeks and came up with the following:
-"Real men sparge"
-"Everybody do the 'mash'
-"Mashing isn't just for monsters"
-"Homebrew in the kitchen...your wife will love it"
-"Nice mash tun..."
-"I'm stressed, let's have a homebrew"
-"Sparging isn't as dirty as it sounds"
-"Wanna check out my mash tun?"
-"Ya I'm a scientist...I homebrew"
-"Ya I'm a chemist....I homebrew"
-"Ya I homebrew...what's it to ya?"
-"Hold my homebrew while I pitch this yeast"
-"Hold my homebrew...watch this!"
-"Homebrewing=Instant happiness"
-"Homebrewing=Instant frustration"
-"Homebrewing=Instant confusion"
-"I'm a homebrew rock star in my own mind"
-"I am a completely adequate homebrewer"
-"Proud owner of a completely adequate homebrewery"
*Copyright 2012 by RB Completely Adequate Brewing, Inc.
